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$1430.12 CAD Donated since July 1 2026

HAND PRINTED CUNTY PROTEST APPAREL - MADE FOR THE UNGOVERNABLE

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Tattooed model in a black Lick Pussy Not Boots cropped tank and Love Pussy Not Pigs anti police thong Right side view of the Lick Pussy Not Boots cropped tank and Love Pussy Not Pigs thong Back view of the black Love Pussy Not Pigs thong and cropped tank on a tattooed model Left side view of the Lick Pussy Not Boots tank and Love Pussy Not Pigs anti police thong Black cropped tank laid flat with Lick Pussy Not Boots in white gothic letters Black cropped tank top on a hanger with "Lick Pussy Not Boots" in white gothic letters across the chest

Lick Pussy Not Boots Pro Choice Abortion Rights Cropped Tank

$40.00
Model in a black Gouge Out Your Eyes trans rights tee and camo Lick Pussy Not Boots cap, front view Right side view of the black Gouge Out Your Eyes tee and camo cap Back view of the black Gouge Out Your Eyes trans rights tee Left side view of the Gouge Out Your Eyes tee and camo Lick Pussy Not Boots cap A black short-sleeve graphic t-shirt featuring a high-contrast black and white print with the text 'DON'T WANT TO SEE TRANS PEOPLE?' above a distressed face and 'GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES' below. Black t-shirt on a hanger with a large black and white face graphic, "Don't want to see trans people?" above and "Gouge Out Your Eyes" below

Gouge Out Your Eyes Trans Rights Tee

$42.00
Tattooed model with pink and black hair in an oversized black Lick Pussy Not Boots pro choice tee Right side view of the oversized black Lick Pussy Not Boots tee Back view of the black Lick Pussy Not Boots pro choice tee with long pink and black hair Left side view of the Lick Pussy Not Boots abortion rights tee Black t-shirt laid flat with "Lick Pussy Not Boots" in small white gothic letters on the chest and a pink hangtag pinned to the sleeve Lick Pussy Not Boots pro choice t-shirt on a hanger, black with a white gothic chest print

Lick Pussy Not Boots Pro Choice Abortion Rights Tee

$42.00
Close up of a black Lick Pussy Not Boots pro choice thong with small white gothic print on a tattooed model Tattooed model in a black Lick Pussy Not Boots pro choice thong and matching cropped tank Right side view of the black Lick Pussy Not Boots thong Back view of the black Lick Pussy Not Boots abortion rights thong Left side view of the Lick Pussy Not Boots thong and cropped tank Lick Pussy Not Boots pro choice thong in black with a small white gothic print on the front

Lick Pussy Not Boots Pro Choice Abortion Rights Thong

$30.00
Model in an oversized black Eat the Rich mutual aid tee with a Renaissance painting print, front view Right side view of the oversized black Eat the Rich tee Back view of the oversized black Eat the Rich mutual aid tee Left side view of the Eat the Rich tee showing the white print Black t-shirt laid flat with a black and white classical painting of women at a feast and gothic text reading "When the poor have nothing left to eat, eat the rich" Black Eat The Rich t-shirt on a hanger with a classical painting graphic and gothic text reading "When the poor have nothing left to eat, eat the rich"

Eat The Rich Mutual Aid Tee

$42.00
Camo baseball cap with Fuck ICE embroidered in pink gothic letters, front view Right side of the camo Fuck ICE anti ICE dad hat with pink embroidery Back of the camo Fuck ICE baseball cap showing the adjustable strap Left side of the camo Fuck ICE cap with pink gothic embroidery Tattooed model in a camo Fuck ICE cap and black Lick Pussy Not Boots pro choice cropped tank, front view Right side view of the camo Fuck ICE anti ICE cap worn with a black cropped protest tank Back view of the camo Fuck ICE cap worn with long pink and black hair Left side view of the camo Fuck ICE cap with pink embroidery on a tattooed model

Fuck ICE Anti ICE Adjustable Baseball Cap (Camo)

$60.00
Black dad hat with "Fuck ICE" embroidered in pink gothic letters on the front Side view of the black Fuck ICE anti ICE baseball cap with pink embroidery Three-quarter back view of the black Fuck ICE adjustable baseball cap Left side view of the black Fuck ICE baseball cap with pink gothic embroidery Tattooed model in a black Fuck ICE cap with pink embroidery and a Lick Pussy Not Boots cropped tank Right side view of the black Fuck ICE anti ICE baseball cap on a tattooed model Back view of the black Fuck ICE cap with long pink and black hair Left side view of the black Fuck ICE cap and black cropped tank

Fuck ICE Anti ICE Adjustable Baseball Cap (Black)

$60.00
Model in a black Boobs Not Bombs free Palestine cropped tank, camo Lick Pussy Not Boots cap and denim skirt Right side view of the black Boobs Not Bombs cropped tank and camo cap Back view of the black Boobs Not Bombs tank and camo Lick Pussy Not Boots cap Left side view of the Boobs Not Bombs free Palestine tank and camo cap Black cropped tank top laid flat with "Boobs Not Bombs" in white gothic letters and a holographic hangtag Boobs Not Bombs free Palestine tank on a hanger, black cropped tank with white gothic print

Boobs Not Bombs Free Palestine Cropped Tank

$40.00
Model in a black Make Racists Afraid Again anti racism cropped tank over mesh sleeves, front view Right side view of the Make Racists Afraid Again cropped tank with sheer mesh sleeves Back view of the black Make Racists Afraid Again tank and black denim skirt Left side view of the Make Racists Afraid Again anti racism tank Black cropped tank laid flat with Make Racists Afraid Again in white gothic letters Black cropped tank top on a hanger with "Make Racists Afraid Again" printed across the chest in white gothic letters

Make Racists Afraid Again Anti Racism Cropped Tank

$40.00
Tattooed model in an oversized black Boobs Not Bombs free Palestine tee, front view Right side view of the oversized black Boobs Not Bombs tee Back view of the black Boobs Not Bombs tee with long pink and black hair Left side view of the Boobs Not Bombs free Palestine tee Black t-shirt laid flat with Boobs Not Bombs in white gothic letters Black t-shirt on a hanger with "Boobs Not Bombs" in white gothic letters on the chest

Boobs Not Bombs Free Palestine Tee LIMITED RUN

$45.00

The bundle

Say it with your whole chest

Any 2 tops and any 10 stickers for $90. Canadian shipping's on us and $18 goes straight to the orgs on the tags.
2TopsAny tee or tank
10StickersMix and match
$90FlatWorth $110+
$18To the orgsEvery box

Hand-printed in Hamilton. XS to 5XL, same price all the way up. Model is Sydney Maloney (@sydmal0ney)

HATS

Camo baseball cap with Fuck ICE embroidered in pink gothic letters, front view Right side of the camo Fuck ICE anti ICE dad hat with pink embroidery Back of the camo Fuck ICE baseball cap showing the adjustable strap Left side of the camo Fuck ICE cap with pink gothic embroidery Tattooed model in a camo Fuck ICE cap and black Lick Pussy Not Boots pro choice cropped tank, front view Right side view of the camo Fuck ICE anti ICE cap worn with a black cropped protest tank Back view of the camo Fuck ICE cap worn with long pink and black hair Left side view of the camo Fuck ICE cap with pink embroidery on a tattooed model

Fuck ICE Anti ICE Adjustable Baseball Cap (Camo)

$60.00
Black dad hat with "Fuck ICE" embroidered in pink gothic letters on the front Side view of the black Fuck ICE anti ICE baseball cap with pink embroidery Three-quarter back view of the black Fuck ICE adjustable baseball cap Left side view of the black Fuck ICE baseball cap with pink gothic embroidery Tattooed model in a black Fuck ICE cap with pink embroidery and a Lick Pussy Not Boots cropped tank Right side view of the black Fuck ICE anti ICE baseball cap on a tattooed model Back view of the black Fuck ICE cap with long pink and black hair Left side view of the black Fuck ICE cap and black cropped tank

Fuck ICE Anti ICE Adjustable Baseball Cap (Black)

$60.00
Camo baseball cap with Lick Pussy Not Boots embroidered in pink and pink flames on the brim Right side of the camo Lick Pussy Not Boots pro choice cap with pink flame embroidery Back of the camo Lick Pussy Not Boots baseball cap showing the adjustable strap Left side of the camo Lick Pussy Not Boots cap with pink flames on the brim Model in a black Lick Pussy Not Boots pro choice hoodie and camo Lick Pussy Not Boots cap, front view Right side view of the black Lick Pussy Not Boots hoodie and camo cap Back view of the oversized black Lick Pussy Not Boots hoodie and camo cap Left side view of the Lick Pussy Not Boots abortion rights hoodie and camo cap

Lick Pussy Not Boots Pro Choice Abortion Rights Baseball Cap (LIMITED RUN)

$60.00

THONGS

Close up of a black Lick Pussy Not Boots pro choice thong with small white gothic print on a tattooed model Tattooed model in a black Lick Pussy Not Boots pro choice thong and matching cropped tank Right side view of the black Lick Pussy Not Boots thong Back view of the black Lick Pussy Not Boots abortion rights thong Left side view of the Lick Pussy Not Boots thong and cropped tank Lick Pussy Not Boots pro choice thong in black with a small white gothic print on the front

Lick Pussy Not Boots Pro Choice Abortion Rights Thong

$30.00
Close up of a black Don't Talk to Cops anti police thong with small white gothic print on a tattooed model Tattooed model in a black Don't Talk to Cops anti police thong and Lick Pussy Not Boots cropped tank Right side view of the black Don't Talk to Cops thong on a tattooed model Back view of the black Don't Talk to Cops anti police thong Left side view of the Don't Talk to Cops thong and black cropped tank Don't Talk to Cops anti police thong in black with a small white gothic print on the front

Don’t Talk To Cops Anti Police Thong

$30.00
Close up of a black Love Pussy Not Pigs anti police thong with small white gothic print on a tattooed model Tattooed model in a black Lick Pussy Not Boots cropped tank and Love Pussy Not Pigs anti police thong Right side view of the Lick Pussy Not Boots cropped tank and Love Pussy Not Pigs thong Back view of the black Love Pussy Not Pigs thong and cropped tank on a tattooed model Left side view of the Lick Pussy Not Boots tank and Love Pussy Not Pigs anti police thong Love Pussy Not Pigs anti police thong in black with a small white gothic print on the front

Love Pussy Not Pigs Anti Police Thong (LIMITED RUN)

$30.00
Close up of a black Boobs Not Bombs free Palestine thong with small white gothic print on a tattooed model Tattooed model in a black Boobs Not Bombs free Palestine thong and Lick Pussy Not Boots cropped tank Right side view of the black Boobs Not Bombs thong Back view of the black Boobs Not Bombs free Palestine thong Left side view of the Boobs Not Bombs thong and black cropped tank Black thong with "Boobs Not Bombs" printed small in white gothic letters on the front

Boobs Not Bombs Free Palestine Thong

$30.00

Out in the wild

Show us your chest

Wear it to the thing, tag @notacountry.club, end up here.

THE MANIFESTO

They want you polite.
They want you digestible. Palatable. They want you to have opinions but not too loud. They want you to care but not enough to make anyone at brunch uncomfortable. They want your activism in a square graphic with a soft serif font and a pastel background. They want you to say "I stand with" and then sit the fuck back down.

We don't do that here.

Cuntry Club exists because silence is a luxury and we can't afford it. Because "wait for the right time" is what they tell you when they never want the time to come. Because respectability politics is a cage they built for us and told us it's for our safety and told us to be grateful.

We are not grateful. We are furious.